Pinterest Wins and Losses

Over the past few years, I’ve become full-on Pinterest addicted.  I started out with just three “secret” (i.e. private, for my eyes only) boards and now have about 15 boards, most public.  I used to bookmark websites but it’s so much easier to search through a board of photos to find what I want.  Anyway, I’ve tried out a bunch of DIY stuff I’ve found through searching other people’s “pins,” and wanted to share a quick list of some that I have seen popping up that are worthwhile and some that turned out less than amazing.

rast hack

(This one looks magical.  They even added ball feet!)

Ikea “Rast” Hack – I needed a pair of beside tables.  Nothing too fancy, some drawers for storage, and enough surface area to have a box of tissues, a book, and a glass of water.

Verdict – Easy as shit, and only limited by your imagination and crafting skills.  I painted mine a simple blue with white drawer fronts, and swapped in some mid-modish circular metal pulls.  My imagination is a limitation, but allow yourself to be inspired.   They work great, and hold: all my bathing suits, all my winter scarves/hats/gloves/earmuffs, and some extra books and whatnot in the top drawer.

lemon honey

(Just make tea.)

Blackhead removal with a lemon and honey – Holy Christ this pin comes up so often, and it’s a bunch of nonsense.  If this really worked, no one in the entire world would have blackheads.  This is just going to irritate your skin with the lemon and make you all sticky from the honey with nothing good to show for it.  Fun fact — I found out through research that I don’t have blackheads – what look like clogged pores are called sebaceous filaments.  They are genetic, harmless, and nearly impossible to get rid of.  If your aesthetician manages to extract them, they will reappear in a matter of days, and your skin and pores won’t thank you for the squeezing and tugging.  PUT DOWN THE BIORE!

Verdict – Don’t even bother with this nonsense.

roller shade

Covering vinyl roller shades with fabric to pretty them up  – Get some cheap vinyl shades, get some cheap, thin cotton fabric, get some spray adhesive and slap it together.  Viola!  You have fancy, affordable shades that block out the early morning sun and neighbors’ prying eyes.

Verdict – So, this didn’t work so well for me, but the directions I found weren’t great and I made the mistake of following them blindly.  Instead of only covering the 3 ft or so length of the shade that is visible when the shade is unfurled, I covered the entire shade (as per instructions).  It wouldn’t roll back up because a) it was too heavy for the springs, and b) even the thinnest cotton calico is too thick and it looked lumpy.  I might get brave and try again using just a short length of fabric.  Also, that Elmer’s spray adhesive smells like death, and is super-messy and tacky to deal with (careful of overspray!).  Do it outdoors and leave it to cure out there for at least a day if you don’t want indoor air pollution.

buffalo bites

Cauliflower replacement recipes – trying to cut carbs? Increase veggie intake?  Make an every day food out of your your favorite “sometimes” foods?

Verdict – This actually worked, though if you are a junkfood purist, it will likely offend.  I used my pizza stone and made a decent cauliflower pizza crust, and used cauliflower florets to make baked “Buffalo wings.”  Frank’s makes a Buffalo sauce that isn’t high in fat (just has butter flavor), and it will work.  Great to make for your vegetarian friends at a casual party.

wineapple

“Wineapple” gift – nearly everyone I know loves booze and/or chocolate, often both, often together.  Take a bottle, stick on a bunch of Ferrero Roche candies, wrap the whole thing in plastic, and make some fake spiky leaves at the top with paper/plastic/whatever.

Verdict – Time consuming, expensive, difficult to get it looking good, but everyone loved them anyway.  I found someone selling huge boxes of those chocolate truffles online and had them shipped, as it will take many more of these to cover a bottle than you can imagine.  Maybe next time I’ll dot them around in a diamond pattern to save time, money, and frustration.  I stuck the candies to the bottle with tape as I didn’t want to hot glue it all making them difficult to remove, and leaving the bottle a mess and hard to pour from.  The candies tended to sag out of their wrappers even though the tape held them in place.  Wrapping it all in plastic helped hold it together somewhat, but there was fallout.  Also, it’s hard to spread them out evenly in neat little rows.  If you like your homemade gifts not to have that “homemade” look, and you are a perfectionist, just give them the candy and hooch wrapped separately and call it a night.

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