I was out to dinner in a town I visit infrequently. It’s a nice place with some good dining options. I eat at restaurants frequently and have worked in a few, so I have a clue when it comes to getting a decent meal out. I was overwhelmed with the number of Italian joints and frankly there is no lack of those back home so I decided to go for Mexican.
Decor was cute, music was good (if a bit loud), and service was prompt and friendly. Soon after sitting, I was brought the requisite homemade tortilla chips and salsa. The chips were spot on–just the right amount of salt and super-crunchy. The salsa was tomato-heavy and spiceless. “Okay,” I figured, “maybe they’re saving the heat for the main and they don’t start you off with the three-alarm.”
Well, I was wrong and I instantly began to suspect something was off when they brought out a rack of no less than eight types of hot sauce well before my plate hit the table. I really should’ve been tipped off when I was first seated and found an unmarked bottle of orange-brown mystery sauce waiting for me.
In sum: the lime-cilantro rice tasted neither like rice, lime, or cilantro. The chimichanga was only rendered edible with a bath of Cholula Chili Lime sauce (disclaimer: I do not work for the hot sauce company or receive any benefits from them or their subsidiaries).
To add insult to injury, the meal was barely warm. How does a deep-fried chimichanga arrive to the table with cold spots? It was precooked and then reheated in a microwave. This is the only explanation, I reckon.
Which brings me to a biophysics question that has puzzled me for quite a while. I am not a fan of scalding hot food and drinks, but how is it that one person can eat or drink something at a high temperature and be fine, while other people find their tongues burned and the skin on the roof of their mouth peeling for a week? I haven’t been able to find a reputable, scientifically based explanation for this phenomenon. If I find out, I’ll let you know.
A few weeks back I was spotted by a dear friend from my youth. I was so surprised as I didn’t even know she was living in my county. We made plans (which were cancelled and rescheduled a few times) and finally we met up for a perfectly lovely brunch. Meeting up made me realize how many important friendships can fall by the wayside as we pursue careers and just become busy living our lives. Also I found that distance is a huge factor in who I keep in touch with most, despite the fact that there aren’t any long-distance phone charges to pay with my phone plan, and email is free. Once people get married and have children or get involved in Masters, PhD’s and Doctorate programs, even the time for a good phone conversation can be hard to come by. I now appreciate that if I had trouble making time to meet with a friend who does live very close, it’s a miracle when I do manage to see anyone else who lives more than an hour’s drive.
Nevertheless, when someone does make the effort to reach out, it’s all the more important to reach back. And if no one is reaching out, maybe it’s your turn. If you have a friend who pops into your mind but whom you haven’t spoken to in a while, give him or her a call or send an email today, but more importantly, make plans for some face-time. If you live far apart, that’s all the more reason to do it now so you can make plans for any vacation time you will have this summer.
As they say: Make new friends but keep the old, for one is silver and the other gold.
Nother – As in, “a whole nother story,” but that’s a whole other story we shan’t get into. (I am guilty of this one)
Surveil – A back transformation from the word “surveillance,” but the word you really want is “survey.”
Of coarse. – Really? It’s rough and bumpy? Of course it’s not spelled right.
I should’ve went. – Maybe you should’ve gone instead.
Yes, maybe I should of gone. – Yes, I think you should have gone and stayed there.
Nucular – I’m not afraid of nucular weapons, but I do believe in nuclear disarmament.
Irregardless – Regardless of whether people use it or not, this isn’t really a word. Still, people say it, hoping it makes them sound smarter, irrespective of the fact that it betrays their illiteracy.
Utilize – Many like to “utilize” this term when really, they just mean “use.” Utilize is more about taking something which may or may not otherwise be helpful and making use of it in an effective and efficient manner. You aren’t utilizing a fork to shovel cheese fries into your gaping maw; you’re just using your fork as it was meant to be.
Very unique, very original. – Unique is “one-of-a-kind” and original is the beginning of something. Things can’t be “very one-of-a-kind.” Either it was the beginning of something, or it wasn’t. These words take no modifiers, thank you. On a related note: I have no idea what a “full” or “complete” stop looks like. Either you’ve stopped, or you’re still in motion. It’s like saying that regular old “stop” means “I’m partly moving.”
An enjoyable homage by Drew Goddard (Lost, Alias, Angel, Buffy) and Joss Whedon (Buffy, Firefly, Toy Story, Titan A.E., Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog) to the classic horror sub-genre of “teens go away for fun weekend of sex, booze and drugs; murderous mayhem ensues.”
A bit horror, a bit splat-stick (some scenes not for the squeamish), a bit dark comedy, a bit sci-fi, a bit fantasy. An excellent cast all around (and surprising– Sigourney Weaver?! Richard Jenkins?! Jodelle Ferland, I would recognize you anywhere) who treated the script just seriously enough to make it more fun than Scream. Some aspects reminded me of the “Cube” movies, in a good way. Nice twist at the end too. Go see, says I.
When selling a house, beware the “Re-negotiators.” There is a price set, offers are made, countered, and finally an amount is agreed upon. A contract is signed. The mortgage wait begins.
Then, the Re-negotiator brings up concerns (real and/or imagined) in an attempt to get the sellers to agree on a lower price than was initially agreed to. It makes me so mad that I end sentences on prepositions.
If you want to buy or rent a house but can’t afford it or negotiate it into the realm of reality for you at the outset, accept defeat and walk away. It was never yours. If you can afford it and more, but attempt to nickle and dime the owners to death after signing on the dotted line, you are cordially invited to eat a dick.
While I realize that I’m a “Jenny-come-lately,” I just finished devouring Season 2 of AMC’s hit show, The Walking Dead. If they don’t get a whole mess of Emmy wins, they were robbed. The acting and script are excellent. This show, like many other great shows happening now, is very much character-driven and can get a bit slow at times, but it’s toally worth the wait to watch as the people on it develop. Besides, I need a break in the action because when things heat up on this show, people get attacked and I find it stressful to watch. It took me quite a while to make it through both the first and second seasons since much of the story and events are so horrifying and depressing. Nevertheless, it was a “good hurt” and I’m glad I watched it, after all.
While we may never find out what caused the “plague,” my gut tells me it was some form of biological weapon that accidentally (?) got into the water supply/food chain/air. It traveled quickly and permeated the entire human population too completely to be contained. That level of thoroughness smacks of human engineering.
I was able to enjoy this show at my leisure because I use services such as Netflix, Hulu, Itunes, and can save shows to my hard drive. Watching shows this way is very pleasurable because a) I loathe sitting through commercials, and b) it’s so maddening to have to wait for one measly show per week. Though, even pay-for-play Hulu Plus now makes us endure a ridiculous number of advertisements. I need to inhale a storyline uninterruptedly. As it is, seasons last maybe ten to fifteen episodes. Are you old enough to recall when programs began in September and seasons typically had over twenty episodes?
When I got hooked on the show Lost, it was already three seasons in and I watched it on DVD until I caught up in about a month and a half (Yes, I know. That’s a heck of a lot of t.v. to watch. I had a month off and was being a recluse). Then I had to wait week to week and season to season, which was further delayed by the dreaded Writers’ Strike of aught-seven. Now that Mad Men is back on, I’m just not as jazzed because of this waiting. The delays are so annoying, I’d rather wait the whole season out and watch it all at once, at my own pace. When a show is gone so long, I’ve lost the momentum of the storyline. I’ve forgotten key character points and events. I’ve forgotten my theories and predictions. It’s just not as fun. That is the ultimate curse of avoiding commercials and time shifting: the eventual catching up to the present.
For those of you fortunate enough to own one, bike riding is one of the most enjoyable outdoor activities I know. If you don’t own one, some cities and towns are awesome enough to have a bike rental or co-op to join and get use of one. It’s worth looking into.
Enjoy the feel of the wind cooling you off as you move past the scenery, and the knowledge that while you’re having fun, you are getting both a good cardio session as well as strength training for your lower body. Engage your core and make sure to keep your shoulders open and down your back to get even more benefits. Getting fresh air and sunshine beats pumping away in a dark crowded room smelling the sweat of others in a spin class.
Don’t let machismo or fear of flat hair deter you from wearing a helmet. Traumatic brain injury is a sure-fire way to ruin everyone’s day. Whether you’re on a ten-speed, mountain bike, or unicycle (saw a guy rocking one yesterday in town. It was amazing.), put on your helmet, slap on some sunblock, grease your chain, top off the air in your tires and go for a bike ride. You’ll feel good.